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pilllowtalk:

#it’s leonardo dicaprio
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pilllowtalk:

#it’s leonardo dicaprio

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laughingsquid:

Eye of Sauron Desk Lamp


I would buy this and gift it to someone that gets scared easily. After handing it over I would whisper into his/her ear “The eye of Sauron will watch you masturbate”. Then I would leave very slowly.
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laughingsquid:

Eye of Sauron Desk Lamp

I would buy this and gift it to someone that gets scared easily. After handing it over I would whisper into his/her ear “The eye of Sauron will watch you masturbate”. Then I would leave very slowly.

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    • #Now I know what kind of person she is
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tardises-and-guitars:


What exactly is Doctor Who about?

What I normally say to that: Oh, it’s about this alien called the Doctor from the planet Gallifrey who travels through time and space with his spaceship called the TARDIS, and along they way meets new people that go with him.
What I mean: IT’S ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH AND CHOICES WE MAKE AND RESPECTING ALL LIFE AND PEACE AND WAR AND BEING HUMAN, LESS THAN HUMAN, SOMETIMES A LITTLE MORE THAN HUMAN. IT’S HAVING HOPE AND LOVING LIFE AND LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE AND STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF. IT’S LAUGHING AND CRYING AND CURSING MOFFAT WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS. MOST OF ALL, IT’S ABOUT EVERYTHING.
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tardises-and-guitars:

What exactly is Doctor Who about?

What I normally say to that: Oh, it’s about this alien called the Doctor from the planet Gallifrey who travels through time and space with his spaceship called the TARDIS, and along they way meets new people that go with him.

What I mean: IT’S ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH AND CHOICES WE MAKE AND RESPECTING ALL LIFE AND PEACE AND WAR AND BEING HUMAN, LESS THAN HUMAN, SOMETIMES A LITTLE MORE THAN HUMAN. IT’S HAVING HOPE AND LOVING LIFE AND LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE AND STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF. IT’S LAUGHING AND CRYING AND CURSING MOFFAT WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS. MOST OF ALL, IT’S ABOUT EVERYTHING.

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    • #Oh god
    • #someone asked the question that cannot be asked
    • #and someone else responded
    • #doctor who
    • #uses tags to hide his message
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My stomach tells me that there’s a certain food he wants. But some time after eating it my butt makes compelling arguments about why those are bad choices.

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skimboard-93:

Reacciones al comunicar los precios de Xbox one y de ps4

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flamemaster92:

Better Singer than Justin Beiber

Everyone, listen to this! It is from the best video game ever made IMO.

    • #conker's bad fur day
    • #n64
    • #toilet humour
    • #i should be sleeping
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dorkly:

Super Mario Cat
It’s-a me-ow.
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Super Mario Cat

It’s-a me-ow.

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bunsterjonez:

comradical:

http://www.examiner.com/article/xbox-one-has-a-1-5mbps-download-speed-internet-requirement?t=1

> Xdone needs a mandatory 1.5mpb connection

Now it just feels like they’re weeding people out on purpose, do they NOT want certain people to buy this console? Are they playing the Elite Douche card?

They’re just going through a really bad case of Foot-In-Mouth Disease. It’s most likely the worst case in human history.

Clicky: http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?rd=1&word=foot-in-mouth+disease

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    • #ms
    • #footinmouth
    • #xbone
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Oh no! Somehow I became mister [project] manager.
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Oh no! Somehow I became mister [project] manager.

    • #work sucks
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I deserve it, sometimes

So being my quiet self has consequences for me. I have a coworker, who seems to confide in me more and more, even though I don’t trust her or practically anyone with my things.

She started talking with this guy she met in her last trip. It turns out that the guy is really into her. So much so that she showed me one of their conversations, where he’s basically declaring his lust for her, and she is thinking that the guy doesn’t want to talk to her. I tell her the obvious: “He clearly isn’t using his thinking head. That grammar is plain horrible!”

Shortly, she approaches me again and tells me that I was right, that the guy likes her. This guy likes her so much, that the conversation can best be described as a teenager masturbating to his school crush and telling her everything that’s going through his mind, but with bad grammar.

I clearly have been doing it the wrong way. Being witty, thoughtful and trying to be romantic is clearly something that has resulted in bachelor me for 5 years straight, an eternity by my coworker’s standards. Now I know what gets me the girls like her, letting my dick speak and act instead of me.

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That’s the name of my metal band.

Yep, got a show just after work.
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That’s the name of my metal band.

Yep, got a show just after work.

    • #fuck goldenshowers
    • #thundershower
    • #we shock people while we piss on them
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hynexdoll:

ottoborg:

strangulations:

taste-of-envy:

thre3f:

Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission Communications Inc.

Hello there my love <3

oh my god

fuck

I WANT THIS
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hynexdoll:

ottoborg:

strangulations:

taste-of-envy:

thre3f:

Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission Communications Inc.

Hello there my love <3

oh my god

fuck

I WANT THIS
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hynexdoll:

ottoborg:

strangulations:

taste-of-envy:

thre3f:

Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission Communications Inc.

Hello there my love <3

oh my god

fuck

I WANT THIS
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hynexdoll:

ottoborg:

strangulations:

taste-of-envy:

thre3f:

Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission Communications Inc.

Hello there my love <3

oh my god

fuck

I WANT THIS
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hynexdoll:

ottoborg:

strangulations:

taste-of-envy:

thre3f:

Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission Communications Inc.

Hello there my love <3

oh my god

fuck

I WANT THIS
Zoom Info
hynexdoll:

ottoborg:

strangulations:

taste-of-envy:

thre3f:

Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission Communications Inc.

Hello there my love <3

oh my god

fuck

I WANT THIS
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hynexdoll:

ottoborg:

strangulations:

taste-of-envy:

thre3f:

Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission Communications Inc.

Hello there my love <3

oh my god

fuck

I WANT THIS
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hynexdoll:

ottoborg:

strangulations:

taste-of-envy:

thre3f:

Evil Spirits Vodka by Saint Bernadine Mission Communications Inc.

Hello there my love <3

oh my god

fuck

I WANT THIS

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Source: thre3f

    • #WANT
    • #Need to play with someone
    • #and drank in the process
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I&#8217;m with Fry on this one. Seeing that everywhere sucks.***Specially when you don&#8217;t have someone with whom you can show off your awesome/gross(to everyone else) make out techniques.
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I&#8217;m with Fry on this one. Seeing that everywhere sucks.***Specially when you don&#8217;t have someone with whom you can show off your awesome/gross(to everyone else) make out techniques.
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I&#8217;m with Fry on this one. Seeing that everywhere sucks.***Specially when you don&#8217;t have someone with whom you can show off your awesome/gross(to everyone else) make out techniques.
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I&#8217;m with Fry on this one. Seeing that everywhere sucks.***Specially when you don&#8217;t have someone with whom you can show off your awesome/gross(to everyone else) make out techniques.
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I&#8217;m with Fry on this one. Seeing that everywhere sucks.***Specially when you don&#8217;t have someone with whom you can show off your awesome/gross(to everyone else) make out techniques.
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I&#8217;m with Fry on this one. Seeing that everywhere sucks.***Specially when you don&#8217;t have someone with whom you can show off your awesome/gross(to everyone else) make out techniques.
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I&#8217;m with Fry on this one. Seeing that everywhere sucks.***Specially when you don&#8217;t have someone with whom you can show off your awesome/gross(to everyone else) make out techniques.
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I&#8217;m with Fry on this one. Seeing that everywhere sucks.***Specially when you don&#8217;t have someone with whom you can show off your awesome/gross(to everyone else) make out techniques.
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I&#8217;m with Fry on this one. Seeing that everywhere sucks.***Specially when you don&#8217;t have someone with whom you can show off your awesome/gross(to everyone else) make out techniques.
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I&#8217;m with Fry on this one. Seeing that everywhere sucks.***Specially when you don&#8217;t have someone with whom you can show off your awesome/gross(to everyone else) make out techniques.
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I’m with Fry on this one. Seeing that everywhere sucks.

***Specially when you don’t have someone with whom you can show off your awesome/gross(to everyone else) make out techniques.

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redshirtsarah:

I have to post these every time because 1) Hilarious and 2) Spot on

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